Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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