I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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