You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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