I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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