problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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