My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Terrible idea I love it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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