you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I can't turn off my feet"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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