I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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