I want to walk on stilts...naked
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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