So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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