so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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