More tranny stories later!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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