dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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