Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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