The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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