So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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