so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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