Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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