normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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