Me. At least after what I've been through.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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