I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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