next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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