Are we in a gay sports bar?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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