Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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