even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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