Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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