I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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