it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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