you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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