Say something about gay babies.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
