his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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