I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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