Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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