11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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