I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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