of course. lets lasso hookers.
this will be a night to untag.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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