For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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