Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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