I didn't shave. On purpose
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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