hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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