Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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