Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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