She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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