I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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