How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
