Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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