Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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