He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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