Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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