Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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