If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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